Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. Billy Graham
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. Jimi Hendrix
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. Konrad Lorenz
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. Natalie Portman
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. Shelley Morrison
I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation. Whoopi Goldberg
I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them. Tom Felton