Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. Cleveland Amory
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. Rita Rudner
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead