I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. Franz Kafka
What I've enjoyed most, though, is meeting people who have a real interest in food and sharing ideas with them. Good food is a global thing and I find that there is always something new and amazing to learn - I love it! Jamie Oliver
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. Demetri Martin
If you're going to America, bring your own food. Fran Lebowitz
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts. W. Somerset Maugham
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. Peter De Vries
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
When I was trying to impress Kate I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time. Prince William